Just because someone has sex with you it doesn't mean they become your fucking therapist.

Just because I put my penis inside of you, it doesn't mean I owe you an hour of my day to talk about your fucking feelings.

In fact I owe you nothing but good company and a few quality orgasms (because I'm a gentleman) and if that's not enough you can go home and play with yourself and talk feelings with your pillow.

0.o woke up a little late again

Not as bad as yesterday but I still woke up a good bit later than my alarm. It's okay though because it's the weekend and I got Subway and tea.

You can never go wrong with Subway and tea.

Nightly Recap

Today I banged: 2 girls

I got a headset! Now I can talk to my friends while pwning them.

Went out with the family. Got new toys for the dogs.

Not a very emotional or eventful day. That's a good thing sometimes.

Goodnight.

Woke up way later than I wanted

Damn I woke up late...granted I was exhausted from my escapades yesterday but wow. How am I going to fix this, lol.

My eyes hurt...and so do my balls. *.*

Valentine's Day Bitches Score: 17

I was just off of my 20 mark.

 I had to skip out on my daily work out to make sure I had maximum energy for today.

Needless to say, my balls are quite drained.

Seventeen Valentines, fifteen fucks. None of the girls had any idea of the others.

This is the first time I'm back at home since I woke up to get started on my escapades.

Protip: When you know you're going to be with a lot of girls on a day, NEVER bring them to your place! You need to go to THEIR place. This way, none of the other girls will see forgotten pieces of clothing, and you won't run the risk of the girl asking to stay over causing you to miss out on any future girls on that day.

I need to take a really hot, really thorough shower.



Some people say games are more fun than life...But you can turn life into a game. A very fun game.

Valentine's Day Bitches Score: 1

Before the previous post, I already banged a girl. It was sometime after midnight.

Asked her to be my Valentine when we were done. Said yes.

Will work on others throughout the day. I'm shooting for at least 20 Valentines with at least 20 fucks.

Need to sleep now though. I'll have to keep it short to keep my potential score as high as possible.

Life is a game.

Rebirth

February 14th.

Some people see it as a way to show further admiration to a loved one.

But me?

I just use it as an excuse to fuck as many bitches as possible. It always works.

Oh and this is the first time I've been on this site in around 5-6 years. I was convinced by my friend to come back and collaborate with him. While I'm at it, why not make my own little pixelated diary?

Let's ALL have pixelated diaries. Because god knows one day paper will be replaced by iPods and condoms will be replaced with nothing because robots can't reproduce. We will all be assimilated. ANDROIDS ARE THE MASTER RACE.